Shell Shocked: Algae
(sung to the melody of “What’s It All About, Alfie?”)
What’s it all about, Algae?
Is it just for the moment we swim
What’s it all about
When you feed the fish, Algae
Are we meant to breathe in Red Tide
Or are we meant to be kind?
And if, if only fools are kind, Algae
Then I guess it is wise to do laps
And if life belongs only to Olympics swimmers, Algae
What will you do in an old golden pool?
As sure as I believe there’s a swimming pool above
Algae, I know there’s something much more
Something even non-believers can believe in
I believe in chlorophyl, Algae
Without a true Speedo we just exist, Algae
Until you find the lap you’ve missed
You’re nothing, Algae
When you infect water let your bacteria lead the way
And you’ll find an Olympic medal one day Algae, Algae
Art Stevens is a long-time columnist for the Sanibel-Captiva Islander. His tongue-in-cheek humor is always offered with a smile.