Poetic License: ‘Feminine Endings’

Jul 31, 2023 By JOE PACHECO 1 min read

A female villain is not a villanelle,

A lady crook is not a crookette

Nor infant girl a Baby Belle.

Suffixes suffer from ERA spell,

Feminine endings no longer correct —

A female villain is not a villanelle.

In poetry and music, the syllable

At end of line is better off stressed —

Change Isabella to Isabel.

There’s “trix” and “ine” and “ess” as well,

But “big fat momma” was never “largesse”

Nor female villain villanelle.

Hosts, actors, heroes — who can tell

Since gender changed to unisex

And Ma broke up with Baby Bell?

“Bring back the macho,” we yell like hell,

“Poetess, not poet or poetette!

Let villain become a villanelle

And Ma give birth again to Baby Belle!”

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