PHOTO PROVIDED Art Stevens

Welcome to Sanibel, Florida, where the sun shines bright, the sand is soft, and the wildlife is … well, let’s just say, it’s not your typical backyard menagerie. Here on our little slice of paradise, we have some of the most peculiar and endearing creatures you’ll ever encounter. From the majestic manatees to the sassy spoonbills, our wildlife is as much a part of our identity as key lime pie and seashells.

Now, some may argue that we could do without our feathery and furry friends. They might say, “Why do we need all these critters anyway? Can’t we just pave over everything and turn it into another strip mall?” But those people clearly haven’t experienced the joy of waking up to the sound of a symphony of bird calls or the excitement of spotting a family of dolphins playing in the waves. So, allow me to present the case for why we need our wild neighbors here on Sanibel:

First and foremost, they keep things interesting. Sure, you could spend your days lounging on the beach, sipping margaritas and working on your tan (not that there’s anything wrong with that), but where’s the fun in that? With our diverse wildlife population, every day is like a scavenger hunt for exotic creatures. Will you spot a pelican diving for fish? Or maybe catch a glimpse of an elusive bobcat slinking through the mangroves? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes life here so exciting.

But it’s not just about entertainment value; our wildlife plays a crucial role in maintaining the delicate balance of our ecosystem. Take, for example, our beloved manatees. These gentle giants may not be the most graceful swimmers, but they serve as important grazers, munching on aquatic vegetation and keeping our waterways clear. Plus, they’re basically the ocean’s version of big, squishy teddy bears, and who wouldn’t want to protect those?

Then there are our feathered friends, the real MVPs of mosquito control. Let’s face it; no one likes those pesky bloodsuckers buzzing around, ruining our outdoor adventures. But fear not, for the birds are here to save the day! With their insatiable appetite for mosquitoes, they’re like tiny, avian superheroes, keeping our insect population in check one bug at a time. So, the next time you see a flock of egrets or herons hanging out by the water’s edge, be sure to give them a round of applause (or maybe just a respectful nod; I don’t think they understand clapping).

Of course, it wouldn’t be a proper ode to Sanibel’s wildlife without mentioning our most famous residents: the seashells. Yes, you heard that right. While technically not animals, these colorful treasures are an integral part of our ecosystem, providing homes for countless marine creatures and delighting beachcombers of all ages. Plus, they make excellent souvenirs, so it’s a win-win for everyone involved.

But perhaps the most compelling reason to cherish our wildlife is the sense of wonder and connection it brings to our lives. In a world where technology reigns supreme and urban sprawl continues to encroach on the natural world, places like Sanibel serve as a reminder of the beauty and diversity of life on Earth. Whether you’re watching a family of dolphins frolic in the waves or marveling at the intricate patterns of a seashell, there’s something truly magical about being in the presence of wild creatures.

So, the next time you find yourself lamenting the presence of a pesky raccoon in your trash cans or a flock of seagulls eyeing your beach picnic, take a moment to appreciate the unique charm and character they bring to our island. After all, life would be a lot less interesting without them. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself becoming a wildlife enthusiast, eagerly searching for signs of our furry and feathered neighbors wherever you go. Just remember to pack some bug spray; those mosquitoes are no joke.

Art Stevens is a long-time columnist for the Sanibel-Captiva Islander. His tongue-in-cheek humor is always offered with a smile.