Poetic License: Mister By-pass Five

Poetic License. Joe Pacheco.
Twirl his arteries, man alive,
Here comes Mister By-pass Five,
No longer fat and bouncing, boys,
Nor solid avoirdupois.
Mister By-pass Five,
Five by-passed and five re-tied,
He now measures his days
from morn to night
Since they made him By-pass Five.
Mister By-pass Five
Starts each day with exercise,
No more mellow hep fat,
just poly-unsat,
Since they made him By-pass Five.
That man
no longer moves it
like a fat man,
His only trouble is
there’s no way
of knowin’
How long he’s coming on
or goin’.
Mr. By-pass Five,
Took all it took to keep him alive,
He now treasures his days
from morn to night,
Since they made him By-pass Five.